Daily Proverb
Do not sing in places from which you audience cannot escape.
Add comment May 9th, 2008
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Daily Proverb
If confronted on the street by thugs, keep them amused them with the etymology of the word thug.
Add comment May 8th, 2008
Daily Proverb
Learn to cook better than your partner - or learn to wash dishes better.
Add comment May 1st, 2008
Daily Proverb
Tha advantage of your train breaking down is that you do not have to arrange to have it towed.
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Daily Proverb
Give a man a trombone, and he’ll nail it to the wall of a chain pub, to be glanced at briefly by thousands of people eating fried chicken bits. Teach a man trombone, and he can work at that same restaurant, trying to make up rent money in between gigs.
Add comment April 23rd, 2008
Daily Proverb
There’s no way to clip an electronic device onto your clothes in a way that looks good.
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Daily Proverb
“Everyone needs to bring it home on this passage. I want you to come in like gangbusters!”
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Daily Proverb
Even a journey of a thousand miles is actually more like two thousand, since you have to come back again.
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Daily Proverb
Airplanes will be safer once they start making all passengers drop bad ideas into large plastic containers as they pass through.
Add comment April 8th, 2008
Daily Proverb
People who don’t rmember your name are not thinking about you when you’re not around. You must decide for yourself if this is bad or good.
Add comment April 7th, 2008
