Daily Proverb
Reading nutritional information may make you hesitate to eat a particular foodstuff.
Reading history may make one hesitate to eat the future, were it so wrapped.
Add comment April 4th, 2008
Posts filed under 'daily proverb'
Daily Proverb
One hundred generations ago, your ancestors never dreamed you’d be sitting in a cubicle, wondering if they had ever done anything exciting, whilst trying to decide if your pen was too chewed on.
Add comment April 3rd, 2008
Daily Proverb
When they switched from sentences to bulleted lists, I said nothing. When they switched from bulleted lists to pictograms, I said nothing. When they got rid of pictograms in favour of grunts and gestures, I said nothing, as by this time all language had faded away.
Add comment April 2nd, 2008
Daily Proverb
Chess will make your kid smarter, and if not, at least quiet long enough to make yourself a drink.
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Daily Proverb
If you get tired, pull over. If you get hungry, eat something!
- from Best in Show
Add comment March 31st, 2008
Daily Proverb
People enjoy maxims that contain no new information and no ideas that they do not already believe.
Add comment March 28th, 2008
Daily Proverb
Bitter is the juice from the apple of irony, yet sweet is the juice box with attendant tiny straw.
Add comment March 27th, 2008
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Rules of Tech Support
1. It’s always faster to fix a problem rather than understand the precise cause. As long as it doesn’t recur during your call, this is the solution the tech most desires.
Add comment March 26th, 2008
Daily Proverb
It takes a decade to practice a skill to the point it will entertain a crowd for one hour.
Add comment March 25th, 2008
Daily Proverb
Speed of restaurant service is inversely proportional to how many tables are taken.
Add comment March 24th, 2008
